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I plan to ride to every prefecture in Japan, 47 of them. One of the reasons for this tour is to raise awareness for Chiki Foundation founded by my friend Sylvia. This is my chosen charity. Donations to this charity would be greatly appreciated. Please go to chiki.ca for more information. It is a work in progress. I hope people who follow me on this trip will also support Sylvia's organization. A big thank you to everyone who supports me on this adventure. x

Day 146: November 2nd

Day 144: October 31st
Got my ticket to Okinawa. Another rip off. 21,000 yen to get to Okinawa by ferry together with a crappy bunk bed. Its 5,000 for this privelidge. I fucking hate being ripped off. Beer machines in hotels, stadiums, sightseeing spots in the mountains for example, add another 150 yen to the price of beer. This is robbery. Company's preying on alcoholics and even sober people wanting refreshment because they can, because people want refreshment. Why not charge 1,000 yen? One Thousand yen for a beer. People may still pay. I hate it, it sucks, it shows a lack of respect, should be made illegal. Yes we can say no and not have a can of juice. This doesn't excuse this fucking sick liberty taking shite. Forgive my lack of vocabulary.
It should be cheaper. You pay to stay/get in/ watch whatever and a can of something in a shop is way cheaper. People using/going to/ enjoying such amenities should be given perks, absolutely. The companies make more, they do very little for customer satisfaction, and there's still rust on the walls and permanent shit stains in the toilet bowl. You stay in a hundred pound a night hotel, for example. ANYTHING you want to drink should be massively discounted, they still make money, the customer saves very little but quietly satisfied solely for not being shafted for cash.
Got on the ferry at 4ish, shown to my bunk, went up to the top deck to see the volcano. Ferry set off, started drinking.
Day 143: October 30th
The idea of finishing and this trip about a day away from over didn't dominate though. This whole adventure has been such a short time but in that time a whole hell of a lot has happened. If I made a video out of the photos and flashed them all on a screen like Clockwork Orange for just a split second each, you would have an idea. But it would only be an idea.
Got to Sakurajima ferry port around 7:00pm. Ticket, straight on and within an unbelievable 15 minutes the boat docked, the massive steel door opened to the sound of an alarm and then finally, the thud onto Kagoshima port. The cars already on their way to wherever, I came out last, pushing my trustworthy steed onto the dimly lit port. Half full can of beer in my hand, reached for a cigarette, rested my bike against a fence and lit up.
Day 142: October 29th
Beautiful day again and got to Miyazaki City. Wow, the end getting nighER.
Day 141: October 28th
Then came past an enormous beaver biting on the arse of a monkey nut. Traffic and more trucks than ever. No peace for the wicked.
Got to Nobeoka anyway feeling a bit shit. But only Kagoshima and Okinawa left on the list.
Day 140: October 27th
Route 57 once again and for thought getting to the coast at Saiki and down to Miyazaki would be easier. 20ks from Oita city I asked a guy at a gas station, which would be quicker, coast or straight to Nobeoka. "OOOOhhhhh masugu, short cuttto!" "Are you sure, donogurai desuka?" (how long?) "aaahhhhh ni jikan, nijikan han, san jikan..........." (2, 2 and a half, three hours......maybe) "SO YOU DON'T KNOW?" It was 4pm and didn't want to be pissing around at night again, hence the question.
Day 139: October 26th
Walked from the Volcano Museum to the ropeway going up to the crater. Just walking there was like the moors of Devon. IF you don't look at the mountains and IF you use your imagination. An incredible place. I have used the word other worldly many times on this trip and this was no exception. The calderon itself is about 150km in circumference, the biggest active one in the world. Just incredible to be walking on it or is it 'in' it?
Very very excited, especially climbing up to the crater in the cable car. Looked inside and a unique life experience, just to peek into an active volcano, complete with smoke/gas belching out and amazing colours and shapes away from the main emissions. The Lost World.
Started raining, ran inside. Cold. Jam packed cable car and started talking to a couple and their family. On seeing me limping back to the bus stop they gave me a lift back to the hotel. Back by 1:40 in the onsen at 2:00.
Day 138: October 25th
Sightseeing in Japan aside from Kyoto and a few other places is aimed at domestic tourism. This is a true given. Unless you are a history major or have done your research beforehand you are left holding a pamphlet telling you what the place is and nothing to explain the individual artefacts.
Even now it's hard for me to say so. After spending about nine years in Japan and seeing the whole country.......it only tries to be accomodating to foreign tourists. The buck stops at the major sites: Kyoto, Nara, Hiroshima, Nagasaki to a certain extent and few parts of Tokyo and Osaka. I've paid to get here, I'm interested in where I am, I've paid to get in. What am I looking at?
I've expected it but from the viewpoint of any tourist it may come across as a bit of a let down. Even in the Peace Museums they have a translation of most of the pieces. Some are only in Japanese. But saw a great sign "Will you show me the ticket." "For God's sake!" would have finished it off brilliantly.
Zero enthusiasm, maybe less. Spent the last hour looking towards the sky in the hope that enthusiasm might feature in a cloud formation or a ring on my phone telling me that it's all cool. You know, the truth. Things are cool.
Day 137: October 24th
For today, I was in full tourist mode, blinkers on. It felt great. I couldn't have been more relaxed if I were in bed. Got on the bus. Only me on it, oh and the driver obviously. Police may have been in pursuit otherwise. The bus driver was an absolute gentleman. We talked all the way to the toll way, until I shut up with mouth open at the sights. Thank Christ I didn't take the bike, would have taken hours. Stunning views of the coast. I was having a ball. He stopped for me to take some pictures, even let me out of the bus.
Super nice guy. One in a million bus driver, but maybe they are all like this in Kyushu. Everyone I've spoken to in Kyushu has been incredibly friendly and the highest percentage of English speaking 'attempters' in Japan, thus far. In Japan, then. Kyushu has been consistently pleasurable on many levels. Sights, weather and people.
Walked a little further, no sign of other trekkers. Walked back. Ummed and aaahed and then carried on back to Fugen. Passed a few hikers and got to the highest peak next to the lava bowl. First thing I saw was a lady kneeling down praying, no one else around. Yet another surreal moment on this trip. In the background slivers of smoke coming out of this vast pile or rubble. Wow, I was satisfied an hour ago, seeing it from afar; but being almost on it was something else.
Met a couple Joe and Ikumi at the top. Incredibly friendly couple and I welcomed the conversation very much. We chatted for almost half an hour. A couple that you would hope to meet at that point. A few quiet moments at the top when they left. Eerie silence for damn sure. Knowing the history of the place added to the experience. So many places I go to, I have no idea what I'm really looking at. The houses in Nagasaki is a good example. BUT being completely fascinated in a place and knowing a bit about it gives that extra edge. Met a guy and his girlfriend in Myanmar a few years ago, walking round the temples. When he came out he said "you only see what you know." I believe that's what he said. You look at a Dali painting, you see it. You research, you look at it; you see it differently, entirely.
Pretty much ran down the other side trying to make sure I would get the last bus. looked down on the whole valley and the path of the pyroclastic flow. Two or three bridges over a river fifteen years ago are now just bridges.
Stacked up the bike, said goodbye and got on the 5:30 ferry from Shimabara to Kumamoto. The sunset and the view of Unzen complete with a trail of smoke is something I'll never forget. Yet another unforgettable ferry ride.
Day 136: October 23rd
Cycling up the path I thought I had arrived in the mountains of Canada or Switzerland. Beautiful avenue lined with trees in perfect symmetry to the hotel's lobby. Guy all spick and span came out as I rested my bike against the wall. "Sumimasen, shinguru rumu wa arimasu ka?" "Chotto matte" and he went inside. Shit I'm pretty much committed here, it's cold and getting dark. He showed me inside. WOW. Reminded me of a hotel in Somerset I went to with my family 20 years ago. Dimly lit and wooden furnishings. Eyes in paintings following me round the room ;) He pointed to front desk, same question. "Hai." (Sweating) "Ikura desu ka" (how much is it). Just shy of 50 pounds. OK. The menu for dinner was 30 quid. Cup Ramen for me. Three more spick and span dudes came out of the woodwork, showed me to my room. Nice to splash out once in a while. Walked out onto the balcony at dusk. Smell of sulphur and cold air lined the lungs. What a place. A place that requires a dip into the wallet to breathe in all the surroundings.
Day 135: October 22nd
Day 134: October 21st
Before I knew where I was I was on the Dutch Slope (avenue where some Dutch settlers......settled). I was personally expecting a massive incline covered in snow, solely for skiiers from Holland. But it was nice. Not being tuned in to this part of Nagasaki's history I had no idea what to expect. I could lie and go "yes, well this part of Nagasaki is where the Floris clan set up in 1872." But I won't.
Went to Chinatown, very China.
Very different felling to the one I had in Hiroshima, maybe because I went there first I don't know. Reading about the bomb detonating just above my head is enough to make plastic think. And how the original plan was to drop the bomb in Kokura, Kita Kyushu, it's desperately sad. Plan A, Plan B and I think this was Plan C, because the weather cleared just enough over Nagasaki City. Soon after reading a bit about the park, I turned round to see this place with an old man sitting on one of the benches on the periphery. The noise of the traffic so close to the park took away some of the atmosphere felt in Hiroshima.
Similar concept to the memorials at Hiroshima, you look through in a straight line and the main statue or building in Hiroshima's case is straight in the middle. First thing I noticed about the Peace Statue was how ugly it was. It symbolises a figure with his right hand pointing to the bomb, his left for world peace and as I recall his stretched out leg symbolises "ready for action" but I may be wrong. Sublime idea. Just a feeling of "that's not the nicest statue in the world." And a real bitch to take a decent photo of. Took its reflection instead.
I left as a guard appeared at 5:25, every time I moved toward the exit he moved too. I stopped he stopped too. I felt a song and dance routine could have been made up on the spot. Not the place to do it. I felt like moving back with an interested look on my face "i just wanna see..." and head back towards the entrance. The arms would have come out I'm sure. NO ENTRY. I hurried through and back outside into the fresh air.
Day 133: October 20th
Because of the gorgeous day and quite a lengthy day on the road, it was all in my ears and trying to match the songs to the sights. Can be fun finding the right music. When it's on random, sometimes the device develops a sick sense of humour. My ipod has songs I didn't even no were on there, thanks to Dave and Jenny's computer and Matt's DVD of music.
When the music's on and I have eye contact or a smile from someone while the music's on, it's like dreaming the experience or watching a video repeat with a soundtrack over it. It's weird and helps my memory, especially with faces.
But coming in this evening to a fab sunset, like coming into a European city in the sixties. Trams, cool port and bright lights of a modern city surrounded by old houses, hung out washing and narrow roads winding their way all the way up, way above the city. No space wasted and a bit like being in a bowl. This place is the movie Blade Runner. Sitting at a noodle stall in the city with all the noise and characters barging past and you would feel very Harrison Fordish. It has attitude: car horns, tram horns, a not wholly unpleasant whiff about the place; a real chaotic looking traffic system that works, I guess, if you've been there longer than thirty five minutes.
Day 131: October 18th
Went to Canal City. Big monster of a shopping mall and other delights like a dancing fountain. Apparently the world's first. One hell of an achievement. I was walking past, just chilling out and doing out-of-the-weather type sightseeing. And then music blared out of the speakers and away it went. Very amusing and I did smile a number of times, just at the sheer nerve of it. "So where am I now?" Three days ago in the middle of nowhere, and now watching a dancing fountain in a high tech mall.
Beautiful day. Left there and walked past the river in the main district. Great vibe about the place and has a lot going for it. Apparently; I didn't do an awful lot. Nice to see small groups of old guys smoking and cracking up at anything. Hundreds of mobile noodle shops and a very very different feel I've gotten stopping at cities. Big enough to get lost and have a feeling like a countryside child running away from home with all his belongings, to get all wide eyed; but small enough to feel comfortable after a day or so.
Day 130: October 17th
There is nothing mysterious about this whole adventure. Anyone in the same situation should do it. If you really want to, you'll get an enormous amount out of it. More than you can imagine. If you really cringe at the idea then you would get far more out of it. Acquiring something so precious that no one can steal it and no money can buy it. It's not about sightseeing, but it is. It's not about Japan, but it is. It's not about cycling but it is. Travelling like this is about you as an individual and what you learn about yourself and others. What your home is about, where you came from, what the world actually is, what's important and what isn't really. It's about throwing yourself into the unknown and seeing what happens.
So, what happened today?
It just hit me that I didn't really need to go down to these extreme places by ferry. For what? To rush through like a crazy man, missing out places just to get there. It's not important to me anymore. A relaxed finish and take in the sights and think back over this extraordinary trip was far more important. All it took was a quick call and an amazing euphoric feeling that I was two weeks away from finishing. Celebrated with half a refridgerator of beer.
Day 129: October 16th
So I took his photo as a souvenir, he took 2 cigarettes as his souvenir. Truly feeling I had met a thoroughly decent man with a billion stories. Everyone a winner I'm sure. It's not the day to day living in Japan that encourages me to study Japanese. It's times like that I wish I could speak and understand fluently.
Finally made it to the very bizarre tunnel that goes to Kyushu. About eight minutes on foot, up in the elevator and well, I had arrived in Kyushu. Fantastic sunset, immediate sight of the bridge and it was so warm.
Day 128: October 15th
Woke up and it was still raining. I had visions of still being on this road at 9pm singing nursery rhymes and hiding in the trees to leap out and surprise passing motorists. Or even better; speed back down the massive pass, find a fancy dress store and do the whole thing again as an enormous rooster. ANYTHING for a bit of entertainment.
Stopped under a bridge, needed a cigarette. Stand down, it had bent, couldn't take the weight. Tried to move it and it came off easily in my hand. Christ it was so depressing even the frogs had given up. That photo is just too much hahahahahahahahaahahhhahahahahahahahaha.
Very long , narrow road made up this place. Lots to see in terms of old buildings and carp swimming in the canals down the side of the street. I really wasn't in the mood to get all crazy about being there. Checked out a place, if only to get dry. :Oh hello there, splendid day, um, heya wa arimasu ka?" They had, 18,000 yen about 90 quid. OOOOOOKKKKKayyyyyyyy. I just wanted to take a shower and do some laundry. A bit steep for that.
Day 127: October 14th
Then a sign I could possibly use to my advantage. I took the wrong way, down a hill in the pouring rain. Because I was delighted to be going downhill I didn't check the GPS till I hit the bottom, I was heading back to Route 2. Half a freakin hour downhill. Jesus, three more children about to be born. Took me over an hour to get back up to the sign boards. It was 4:30 pm. The GPS said Tsuwano 38km. I had done 30 miles, most of it walking. This was one tedious experience. Like I had applied to take a Tedium Exam or something, "ok let's see how you do, here we go, round 1"
As usual, the rain stopped and started all day. The road just went up and up. Views of dried out creeks due to the dams, all looking a right mess with litter all over the place. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. Just a fabulous way to spend your day, punting up a mountain pass in the rain. Miserable and pathetic day, and it hadn't even rung the bell on the TedOmiter. Nowhere near in fact. At one point came to a road which reminded me of Dolgarrog. My mum was born there. That place is quite depressing even in blistering sunshine.
After 40 minutes speeding downhill, no cars, nothing. Misty mountains barely visible I saw some flashing red lights in the distance. Got closer and squeezed the brakes. NO ENTRY. The entire route was closed. I'm still learning but it took every single ounce of patience to stay calm. Serious fucking moment. In the mountains SOMEWHERE raining like it hadn't done in years, pretty much all day, pretty much all fuckin week hahahahahahahaha. What can you do? WHAT do you do in those situations? Breathe and turn the bike round to go somewhere else in the hope one of these roads in this maze in the dark will eventually get me to where I'm trying to get to. I must stress, without the GPS at this moment, I would have been in a bit of trouble.
Rain reduced to drizzle went off again in search of a rainbow and some dancing fairies. Another mountain pass and still 28km to Tsuwano on the GPS. It had been twelve hours, sixty miles done and I was still nowhere near this slippery arse of a place.
Day 126: October 13th
Beautiful park, went over the bridge to the A Dome. Unbelievable. Couldn't help but stare at every part of it. Looking up at the blue sky and puffy clouds above the dome knowing not very far into it..........just can't even finish the sentence.
Out into the fresh air. Amazing 'reality check' day. As my brother said this evening 'everyone in the world should go to the Peace park.' Couldn't agree more, I'll be going to the one in Nagasaki in less than a week.
Day 126: October 13th
Some ghastly views of the coast, huge shipyards and green mountains strewn with metal. Grabbed a beer, delighted to be moving on public transportation. I love being on ferries in Japan. As accurate as their train system. A definite time to wash my face and go "holy shit." Just thinking about the days getting to that point.
I'm in Hiroshima....and if any folk know how to move on....it's all in this city.
Day 125: October 12th
No water in the rivers which aren't flowing under the bridges is the most noticeable. A cement firm working right in the gorge, more pylons than anywhere else and rusty signs and so on. Clear evidence of pinning back the forest to make roads which makes the mountain look like it's had a haircut by a friend is also a bit of a mess.
Nice to see some flowers at the side of the road especially just above a cement factory......hmmmmm breathe it in. You are in the countryside but you are not really when a massive shock absorber factory suddenly appears and the flowers are lining an enormous concrete wall. It's cheap, it does its purpose, it makes you feel dirty just being anywhere near it. It is in short the ugliest of all the building materials hahahahahahahaahaha. Reminded me of some comedy show that last line. Not sure which one. Answers on a postcard.
Got to the top of the pass and Christ I was up high. Ahh so the road was going up all this time? Gradually all day obviously. Nice to have the surprise. Very nice.
Day 123: October 10th
It rained, it stopped, it rained, it stopped and then drizzled for two hours, stopped, and rained again. Get them straight jackets ready. Massively depressing day. Losing it.
But, I digress. Iya Valley and its gorge were very nice. In the height of Autumn I'm sure it's very beautiful. Main sight of this area is the vine bridge, cycled past the turning "Blardy Blah Bridge 16 ks" I'm sure it was delightful. Misty mountains, soaked and getting cold. The road from Koboke to Oboke was good. Sound like a double act.
Never had a feeling like it. I guess this would be tour cycling then? I'm new to this. Four months on the road, pretty much, had gotten the better of me. Lowest day of the trip. Just had to get to Kochi, get a nice hotel and hope the sun's out when I get up.
Day 122: October 9th
Don't recall much, just coming down a hill into the outskirts of Iya Valley and welcomed by mountains and a huge empty river. So that would be a ditch then. Really depressing to see, when you think what it could be like yu know?
And after the last few days and I guess the last four months; doing this trip, I start to have people's faces in my head who are to blame for all the mess in the countryside. Rich, shiny, short folk who are long dead. And what it could be and what it should be is a picture postcard with a flowing river through it, not a building site.
Very weird, childhood nightmare material kinda place. Didn't want to be there. Children Of The Corn to the left, Triffids to the right. It was drizzling. Only a thousand miles to go and today I'd had enough. And just as I thought 'this place could really use a chef perched on a couple of rusty metal beams," miraculously it appeared.
Day 121: October 8th
The whole atmosphere is different, it's quite amazing. The days in Kyoto were greatly different due to the weather. The weather gets under your skin. You feel it and then it dominates everything. "Oh look it's a ..........shit this weather's pissing me off." "Oh and it's a...........need to change my socks and get dry....."
So checked the GPS, not the map. Two lines connecting Honshu to Shikoku. Got to be the ferry. Two and half hours later, turns out to be THE FUCKIN BRIDGE!!! hahahahaahhahahahahah. A massive grunt "uuuurgrhchcgchcgchhhghhhhh!!!!!!!" and three bouncing children popped out. GIVE ME A BREAK HERE!!!!!! Cycled around muttering "port, port, port". Get them straight jackets ready. Took my bike over onto the side of this enormous bridge, walked onto the side and asked a lady where the port was. She didn't know. I didn't either. Splendeeeeeeeed! At this moment I could hear the six words CHECK THE FUCKIN MAP NUMB NUTS! quite loudly in my ear. It was about 12 miles away on the East coast. Now why I hadn't checked last night I don't know.
On the way, started raining again, my throat really starting to hurt. I met a procession of kids and adults alike smiling, pulling a float, playing flutes and generally having a ball. They smiled, waved, I smiled back. This is what it's all about.
Eventually got onto the coast around Kojima and then another procession all running towards me up the road. Just amazing. All chanting which got so loud when I started to take a few pictures. Everyone responded and I was blessed to be the only audience. If anything makes the sun shine and if I had to give one reason why I'm still doing this trip, it's all in the surrounding photos.

Great view of Setonaikai I believe. The crappy weather making the scene. Got to the port at Uno after exactly 5,000 miles done. That raised another smile. Got to Takamatsu after an hour. Spectacular views all the way. 

Nice port........for a change.